Dementia Quiz

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    Dementia
    Quiz





    Below are four
    ( 4 )
    questions and a Bonus question to test your
    perception,
    reasoning and the quickness of your logical
    processing.

    They are stated simply so you should try to
    answer them
    instantly.

    To assure the accuracy of the results,
    you should
    not take your time , but instead, answer each of
    them immediately .



    OK?








    Let's find out just how clever you really
    are....







    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover
    Q's and A's )

















    First Question :



    Y ou are a participant in a race. You
    overtake the second person. What position are you
    in?












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    Answer : If you answered that you
    are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you
    overtake the second
    person and you take his place, YOU are in second
    place!



    Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the
    second question,
    but don't take as much
    time as
    you took for the first question,
    OK?








    Second Question :

    If you overtake the last person,
    then you are...?

    (scroll
    down)








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    Answer : If you answered that you
    are second to last, then you are; WRONG again.
    Tell me Sunshine, how
    can you overtake the LAST
    person??





    You're not very good at this, are
    you?









    Third Question:

    Very tricky arithmetic! Note:
    This must be done in your
    head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or
    a calculator .

    Try
    it.







    Take 1000 and
    add 40 to
    it. Now add
    another 1000 Now
    add30 .
    Add another 1000 .
    Now add 20 .
    Now add another 1000 . Now
    add 10.
    What is the
    total?





    Scroll down for the correct
    answer.....




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    Did you get 5000 ?



    The correct answer is actually
    4100 ..







    If you don't believe it, check it with a
    calculator!

    Today is definitely not your day, is
    it ?



    Maybe you'll get the last question right...
    Maybe..







    Fourth Question :



    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2.
    Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
    Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth
    daughter?
















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    Did you Answer
    Nunu? NO! Of
    course it isn't.

    Her name is Mary you
    idiot! Read the question again!

















    Okay, now the Bonus round,

    i.e., a final chance to

    redeem yourself:








    A mute person goes into a shop and
    wants
    to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
    brushing his teeth he
    successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
    and the purchase is
    done.

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants
    to buy a pair of
    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
    wants?




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    It's really very
    simple

    He opens his mouth and ask or
    it...

    Does your employer actually
    pay you to think??

    If so,
    Do NOT let them see your answers for this
    test!





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    THE

    SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

    Have a nice day, one and
    all.