Definition of irony

Isn’t it ironic that the food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to please not feed the animals, because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.”

 

The only difference is the "animals" can't vote.

 

Yep...and the scary thing is...when you stop feeding the animals...they attack you, break into your car looking for food and do all sorts of other bad stuff.


Likely the only solution is to keep feeding the animals we already feed and just not feed anymore new animals. That will keep the old animals from breeding if they know they wont get any more food for their cubs, and the new animals wont get dependant.

 

Which animals?

 

yeah, and something like 1% of those animals don't even need it!

 

You have to feed them, its you who want to eat and live off them.