Dear Iran

Discussion in 'Politics' started by niceneasy, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. Please suspend developing nuclear bombs and planning to blow another country off the map. Should you agree to these terms, the UN is willing and more then happy to develp and pay for all your nuclear power generation needs and lots of other stuff too. Failure to comply and disband all efforts at enriching uranium will result in sanctions.

    Pease also note: sanctions won't be included on oil, but on all the other stuff you produce..... like.... sand and all the other stuff you sell too. Furthermore, said sanctions from the UN do not really include Russia and China, would would like to continue selling you weapons and weapons technology and conspiring along side you to bring down the United States.

    Thanking you in advance.....
  2. Dear Iran,

    For the 50+ american hostages you took and harrassed for 444 days from 1979 to 1981, all of whom were merely low level diplomats and agricultural attachees, FUCK YOU.

    And, for all the wonders that your genius students and your "islamic revolution" did to your country at that time, and how many centuries that it sent your country back, ha fucking ha ha.

    Its a wonder now, that your country could find its collective asshole with a flashlight, much less enrich uranium.

    Love, Nick