From your tiny arrow to your tiny IQ and your unnatural obsession with Lucrum... if I can help take your mind off your issues,I'm here for you!
Just pointing out how your being "special" and "different" isn't necessarily a good thing, even if your mother always told you so.
My bad for not anticipating you'd fantasize some shit like that after your man crush on Lucrum. Try futurecurrents or his brother. And if they reject you too, you can always get an inflatable Obama boyfriend.