<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ROlDmux7Tk4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ROlDmux7Tk4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> [Hot Dog Vendor] Bankers and Consultants, it's time to squash the beef Gonna settle this now Right here on the street Uh-oh-oh-oh Uh-oh-oh-oh [Consultant] M C.K. Prahalad (echoes) MCKinse It's about to get weird... You bankers don't have a clue, better take some courses I'm on some Jedi mind sh*t, using all five forces Work hard, play hard even your mom thinks you're a tool Be a burnout banker, teaching math at my prep school I make sick decks I use the three C's - Chicks, Cash, Cristal, that's my only strategy You're playing with Excel doing nothing but grunt work I'm analyzing both qualitative AND quantitative research (OH!) You slave away, another piece of the machine I make a really significant impact and get home by 7:15 I work half the time you do, I know you must hate this Hold up... I'm about to put you in a two-by-two matrix I'm the star homey, your a*s is a cog You're in the lower-right quadrant but you still aint my dog (OH SH*T!) And I know something about you... You went to Walt Whitman - that's a PUBLIC SCHOOL! Hot Dog Vendor Oooh Sh****t! The consultant straight ripped it, Now let's see if the bankers can kick it. [Banker] Button collar, Kenneth Coles. Sh*t son, your blackberry's like four year's old. While you're out mining for gold out in saskatchewan I'm going for bronze at the tanning salon You try to add value...I straight create it You get one sh*tty idea then take six months just to bake it. Still get paid in a recession, homey you know this. Where's the dow at? (11,000!) Still bigger than your bonus. I got a house in the Hamptons and a penthouse loft But you've got intangibles, is that why your skills are so soft? Over at 1OAK the bouncer looks at you sideways Get back to your roots, there's no line at TGI Friday's Hypothetical scenario: you get into the joint You still can't buy bottles with Starwood Points Free on nights and weekends with no discernable skill Not sure if you're a consultant or my cell phone bill Might work 100-hour weeks, barely sleep Do some blow off my desk when I'm eight red bulls deep Compared to what you do, my job's a challenge I like my bank roll, bro KEEP YOUR F#$*ING WORK-LIFE BALANCE This is Wall St., b#$*h, you don't belong here I'm your greatest fear, the sh*t you wish you could be but are two weak to get near Is it starting to make sense? Is it starting to come clear? Here. Take this mouse and get back to making $60K a year Hot Dog Vendor That's not a lot of money, We found out who's the real gangster, sing it with me now Damn it Feels Good to Be a Banker Oh Oh Oh! Damn it feels good go be a banker. Banker.