Dallas Fed President promises to restore order and stop plunge... ...by buying unlimited stock index futures thus manipulating the market. The Fed might as well merge with the Treasury and rename itself the Plunge Protection Team.
Already have that on the market, They could call themselves the NEW AND IMPROVED Plunge Protection Team now with added strength that is specially formulated for those tough to get out bears........
In the old days when banksters lost money they jumped off of tall buildings,,now with the golden parachutes,,it stops the plunge,,