I honestly don't give a rat's ass what you do or claim you can do. Honestly, not one single rat's ass. I don't make a single dollar on this site. I do it because I like helping out. Maybe if you troll enough you'll cause Baron to finally upgrade the forum software and put better controls in.
Here's one you might like achilles, but I think it's safe to say most like a woman's features close to the golden ratio, but to each his own.