And here's my great aunt, another party girl. If she weren't long dead and pickled well before that I'd take her over your "hotties" any day (or night). Since she's into her second bottle, the old girl obviously knew how to hold her likker.
She'd probably look good in black and white. She'd probably also look good with a wiener in her mouth.
If you think she's better looking than Megan Fox, let alone 1/100th as attractive, you need to go get a vision check. Stat.
Megan Fox: I still HAVE NOT seen a single woman made more beautiful by tattoos. Especially, tramp stamps.