Daily Hottie

So airbrush-fake it looks like a cartoon ...

 

Yeah she's a real dog, like any of you losers would have a shot at her ugly sister

 

For those that prefer Thai or just fresh vegetables...

 

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I think she's from Lugash:

 

from the village of skankville

 

Whistling...

 

Skankville...

Welcome to the clap-n-drip motel where you can have a generous helping of cottage cheese with your onion.

 

also known as.. bronksville

where every skank is queen for a day

 

If I am permitted, in my inaugural (and probably final) contribution to this wondrous thread, I present to you America's favorite rug muncher/killer cyborg: