While initially flattering, your following me around is getting a bit awkward. You're not going to surprise me with a wrist corsage, are you?
Why would a guy wanting to wear a wrist corsage be hanging around in this thread? Never mind. Sorry for the OT interruption bronks, please continue my good man. There are some of us more traditional guys who actual enjoy your efforts.
I blame myself. I have selfishly been too involved in my own procedings to notice a cry for help from some of our brethren. Oh lord the humanity of it all. Tomorrow breathes a new day however... a new day in which I will redouble my efforts! We WILL rescue KilltheSunshine and his ilk from the bowels of flatuenza and onto the twin peaks of Gelatinous and Perkitude, coursing down and onward to our destination of nirvana... The Nectar of Sweet Punani, man! CheeeeeHooooo!! Oh yeah, and, Megan Fox is really, really, really hot. Too bad she's with an asswipe.
Another REAL woman, before tits came in a box. Showing the most endearing quality any woman can have.