Daddy, Why Does Mommy Touch Me There?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by andrasnm, Sep 2, 2006.

  1. Daddy, why does Mommy touch me in my private area and make me hurt?

    Because she's a Republicvnt, self righteous sadist, and lezzbian, honey.

    Republicans are all the same, male or female.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Daub

    http://www.thehelparchive.com/new-2372934-268.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mike_Fahey&oldid=48874978

    http://www.armchairsubversive.com/

    Does she still make you sing your song?

    (With the music of Monte Python's Lumberjack Song)

    George W. Bush:
    I'm a Republicvnt and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    GOP Senators:
    He's a Republicvnt and he's okay
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    George W. Bush:
    I send soldiers to die; I eat my lunch; I go to the lavatree
    On Wednesdays I go shopping and have architects recreate me.

    GOP Senators Chorus:
    He sends soldiers to die; he eats his lunch; he goes to the lavatree
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has architects recreate me.

    George W. Bush and GOP Senators:
    I'm a Republicvnt and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    George W. Bush:
    I send soldiers to die; I skip and jump I like to spend tax dollars;
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars

    GOP Senators:
    He sends soldiers to die; he skips and jumps He likes to spend tax dollars;
    he puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars

    George W. Bush and GOP Senators:
    I'm a Republicvnt and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    George W. Bush:
    I send soldiers to die; I wear high heel boots, a girdle and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear papa

    GOP Senators:
    He sends soldiers to die; he wears high heel boots, a girdle and a bra!?

    He's a Republicvnt and he's okay
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    He's a Republicvnt and he's okay
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/june/ogrish-dot-com-tased_by_cop.wmv

    http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2006/july/ogrish-dot-com-ourtroom_outburst_ended_with_taser_gun.wmv