In other news, ANTIFA groups are huddling, wondering how the hell MAGA supporters did what they never could have pulled off...storming the capital and GAINING ENTRY. The twitter posts showing MAGA supporters roaming the capital have them especially upset. One ANTIFA member is quoted saying "Yeah, we are pretty good at burning stuff down. People looked up to us for that. But after today, I am afraid we are going to be viewed as the JV team. Never going to be able to live this down."
By allowing this to happen, it’s likely there are Russian moles embedded in these rioters stealing files from congressional offices.