What structured prods, friendo? Did they run out of put oppos? How many did you short at a nickel today? #freemoney
The demon lord would say I had gone full hydrocephalus. I’ve never been that drunk so was I hit in the head with a bat today? Saying I miss Mark, I see your point and will seek emergency psychiatric help!
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