Here's some Cramer humor for today Last Wednesday (SPX 1405, NDX 1815): "I keep telling you, this market isn't going to let you in. You could pick something that's down today and bet it will be up next week." (Mind you, he was telling people to buy stocks up $1 or $4.) Yesterday (SPX 1381, NDX 1780): "I believe it is still too early to shop. This is just day two of the decline and that means there could be more ahead and better chances to buy back the same stocks you like. "