The only job Trump knows how to do is a snow job. And that's only with the gullible. As for Pence, he attributes his "success" to his subscription to Prayboy magazine.
I have an event I am leading next Saturday where the majority of those in attendance are Chinese (but have been here since January)... How do I tell them to stay the fuck away from me and cover their mouth when they sneeze and not look like an asshole?