Too funny! The Idiots Monotonous Co-founder adds to his cacophony of ignorance. It's so much fun watching you go apeshit and mire yourself further and further in your own bullshit. Oh man, your whole psychosis is laid naked for everyone to see with that ridiculous statement. Yeah, just turn on the tube, and the networks are screaming bloody murder about citizens being dragged off the streets and thrown into those detention camps of yours. And oh, since we're a police state as you claim, I'm also getting tired of those hourly reports of the multitudes of American citizens who have been tortured by the evil CIA after they were unjustly stopped at an evil police checkpoint and had their ID's checked by the evil government databases. Oh the horror! The horror! We are becoming a police state, everybody!! Before you know it, the evil gubment is gonna turn its guns on all us po unarmed citizens! We can't even buy assault rifles for ourselves! What's that? The assault rifle ban ended in 2004? Hmmm, must be some trick by the evil gubment, an illusion they're trying to spread that we really can go and arm ourselves. I'll bet when you try to, though, Cheney appears in his Darth Vader suit and nixes your buy. I can tell you're upset, and passionate about your delusions. Yeah, your opinion is absolutely that of the majority!! Sure it is.... Again, obvious that you're upset. And your homoerotic connotations are noted and added to the growing list of your ailments and insecurities...And who the hell is Douglas Feith? No terrorists under my bed, brah! Ya know, I just sent off my 842nd letter to W, asking him if he would be so kind as to stop the Open Borders or North American Union. As usual, no reply. Gee, I hope the domestic arm of Blackwater doesn't pick me up in the middle of the night off the street, throw me in a van, and throw me into one of those detention camps of yours and waterboards me for suggesting this to the Prez. Uh, wait a minute, I'm looking up "think for yourself" on Google. But I had to get permission from Cheney first. He said I could do it as long as I stayed on ET and argued with those who really "get it" like yourself. Still upset, huh? You must have been really licking your chops writing that one. I can see you hunched over your Code Pink issue laptop, conspiracy website bookmarks ready to go.... Yeah, I read all the time in the MAINSTREAM NEWS about 9/11 questioners being arrested....NOT!! FBI files? Wow, you have terrific sources! Can you share them, or would doing so put them in danger? By the way, are Dark Angel reruns your favorite TV show? Must be.... Holy shit! The Supreme Court is CONSIDERING this?!? Goddamnit, you're making me see the light here!! When the fucking Supreme Court starts CONSIDERING shit, you just know this country is up the proverbial shit creek without a paddle. Before you know it, they'll actually be making judgements!! Who the hell do they think they are?!? Still in a 'roid induced rage, I see....anyway, like I said, you're making me see the light here. By golly, I should just accept right here and now that we are a police state since the fascist Supreme Court is CONSIDERING to simply throw out the 2nd Amendment and disarm the citizenry!! (Psst, can you give me directions to the next secret Guys Who Get It meeting so I can join the rebellion? If you fear doing so on ET will compromise you, head down to 4th and Edison in the Big Apple. There's a homeless wino there who roams that corner named ZZZzzzzzzz. He's big on preaching L Ron Hubbard slogans during the lunch rush hour...anyway, give him the info and I'll check in with him at some point and bribe the details out of him with a fifth of Jack Daniels. Thanks!) Again, your knowledge of NSA and FBI tactics and equipment is just incredible! How do you get this info?!? Aren't you afraid of telling me all this? How are you staying safe while divulging all the crimes of our evil gubment? I thought that in a police state, they know everything you do and say and dissent is crushed right away and without mercy...? So how are you evading their "see-through-wall" technology, "Carnivore" and stuff while doing the "backdoor" with your romantic interest (I won't ask if male or female)?
(continued) Yeah, all those American citizens who have been thrown in that hole, tortured, and have never come back. I know the list is exhaustive, and we may never know the full extent of the millions of our countrymen who have disappeared. Perhaps you can help us all out and give some examples of the innocent Americans who for no reason at all had this happen to them....you know, Americans who weren't captured on the battlefield on the side of the enemy that was trying to kill our troops. Thanks! Hey, I hate this whole Eminent Domain thing. Absolutely. Has to be changed, no doubt about it. Do we change it by voting in legislators sympathetic to our cause, or do you have a revolutionary idea (literally)? Or is Congress simply a rubber-stamp body for Bush, the dictator of our police state? If so, they do a damn good job of hiding it! Wonder what Cheney is giving all those "Democrats" pretending to hate Bush?!? You know it's blood-for-oil Halliburton money, don't you?!? Goddamn it, like I said, you're really turning me around here!! Please, no need to be constantly uncivil!! I wasn't aware of this "water bordering." Is that similar to what you do with your lawn and a hose on a Sunday? Because if so, you're right, that is some grim shit!! Wait a minute, I thought we were torturing all those American citizens? You know, the ones you've revealed get thrown into a dark hole, tortured, and disappear forever? Can you clarify this minute detail, please? Thanks! Yeah, the frequency with which LE officers Taser innocent Americans is just staggering!! I see it all the time on YouTube - some innocent American who is merely driving drunk, or has led officers on a wild goose chase, or is suspected of having concealed weapons or drugs or something minor like that, refused to comply with the officer and gets Tasered to within an inch of his or her life. Who the hell do the police think they are? They think they can just ask us politely to step out of the car, calm down, and answer some questions? Who the hell made them God?!? And for every bad officer shown on YouTube, you just KNOW there are at least 400,000 more like him. Goddamn abusers of authority, they are! By golly, the Gestapo and Saddam's secret police have NOTHING on the evil committed by our own LE!! We make them look like peace activists in comparison, don't we?!? Tasering.....that's just going too damn far!! Bastards! Damnit, as we agreed earlier, Cheney is paying those "Democrats" some solid coin, isn't he, to keep up appearances! No, I didn't! Again, thank you for waking me up to the perils we as all Americans face. This is just shocking! Shocking, I tell you! So THAT'S how they've gotten the millions of Americans snatched off the streets, thrown into those domestic Blackwater vans, water bordered/boarded, thrown into Guantanamo or those secret domestic detention camps in the Appalachians with that deformed kid from Deliverance ---- never to be heard from again!! Wow....I'm speechless...really....let me gather myself here...the weight and ramifcations of what you have told me, at the expense of your own security and welfare, are just staggering...don't think I don't appreciate you risking your life to reveal to us the Truth.... I understand now why you wrote that. It must be utterly frustrating for you to see fellow beloved citizens acting so irrationally, when you have been gifted with the Truth about things. You have this secret inside that you just can't reveal because the cost of doing so could be devastating! How you have suffered! It's like how Peter Parker was before he told Mary Jane he was Spidey! Damn, you're a freakin' HERO, man!! A HERO!
(continued) Well, the video in the original post is one example. It talks about a cop who was recently killed by a burglar armed with automatic weapons. ...Then, to take a page from your book, simply Google it and there will be a plethora of articles with statistics and the rise in the use of assault rifles by criminals and the decision of major police forces nationwide to arm their personnel accordingly. They may be from Fascist sources like major dailies in heavily populated metropolitan areas and urban centers, so they may be unreliable/compromised. Unlike your mainstream underground sources who sleep in different bunks and basements every night to evade capture by our evil Fascist government. Also, I never said it was happening on a daily basis. The whole point is that our LE officers should be as well armed as the criminals they face on a daily basis. Even a few officers murdered because of this is too many, IMO. The point is to prevent further murders of our LE personnel because they were outgunned. DISCLAIMER: Now, this was all before you revealed to me your above Tao of Tyranny! I now agree with you and think our LE men and women should be given a pen or pencil, pad of paper, a peck of pickled peppers, and nothing more. They should avoid confrontation at all costs to avoid abusing their authority or infringing upon the rights of those who may be breaking the law but are, after all, fellow citizens who must be respected. Let them do their crime, finish off their victims, and then we can talk to them after they've calmed down. Yeah, I know, I know, I'm being utterly unreasonable about all of this. You're right. I have nothing to fear from Al Qaeda at all! They just want to be left alone in peace and free to establish their peaceful Islamic caliphate globally without being bothered with technicalities like decapitating non-believers or non-converters. 9/11 was an inside job anyway, as we both know! Ditto for Iran. They just want to pursue their peaceful nuclear programme so they can have electricity in every house and apartment. So they run off at the mouth every once in a while and say silly things about annihilating Israel and the West, that we're the Great Satan, etc. It's just that glib Persian sense of humor that hasn't changed since Xerxes cheerfully rammed his forces into the maw of the 300 at Thermopylae... I have much more to fear from my own evil government, yessirree. Why, just the other day, I was about to make a right turn at a red light without stopping completely, but I spotted a patrol car 25 yards away monitoring the intersection and came to a complete stop. Now that you have educated me, I shudder to think what would have happened to me if I had not stopped completely. The Fascist pig would have flashed his lights, forced me off the road, and if I didn't procure my ID right away and answered his questions respectfully, there is no doubt in my mind that I would have ended up being Tasered, water "bordered," thrown into jail, not being allowed a phone call, water "bordered" some more, blindfolded, taken to that Appalachian detention camp, and forced to live on insect-infested rice and murky water for the remainder of my days. Close call, man! Close call! I never realized how narrowly I had avoided a fate worse than death itself. I'm a slave no more, thanks to you! I feel like Neo in the Matrix, freshly plucked out of the water by Morpheus after unplugging the tubes in my pale body and going on that watery jello slide. And the Truth Shall Set you Free! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Is that what you Neocon 'tards call "bullshit"? Mainstream newscasts that detail egregious Government spying? Unconstitutional "Patriot Acts"? torture? rendition? Or, I guess its just one big "Liberal Conspiracy", ain't it Hapless? The Liberals just keep pumping out that Govmint spy "propaganda" to discredit good ol' President Bush! Oh, man. You are so funny. Its so great, dude. The North American Union, pure jokes! Open borders, a scream!! Government spy programs, guy. Stop. Seriously. You're killing me. National ID Cards?! Hilarious! What are these MOON-BATS thinking??? Honestly, dude. You know Bush has got that border down on lock?! Him and Cheney did that first thing after 911!! How do these Moonbats think we stopped all them Tirror Itacks?! Its called "Homeland Security" for a reason, Son!! I voted for Bush and he's taken care of them terrirsts in Eye-Rak and gonna git Osama: Dead or Alive! Yea, its been 7 years, but he's gonna git 'em. Osamas a tough rag-head to find! Up there in all them caves in ToraBora. Rummy even said they got them fortress lairs up there with Weapons of Mass Deestruction! Gonna rain down them tomahawk cruise missiles and cluster bombs like hell-fire, boy!! Mhmmm-hmmm, good. You know them Commie conspiracy theorists keep saying our Planes flew out them Taliban from Tora Bora on purpose!?! Hundreds of em!! Of course our Boys didn't know. OReilly says it was all just a big mess up. Them Taliban had their heads wrapped up real tight in them towels. How could our boys know they was flying out the enemy to Pakeestan on our own birds?!?!? Delusions? Which ones? Government spying, (that you love)? Open borders (that you love)? Endless war (that you love)? Secret Rendition and Torture (that you love)? But its for our "safety"!! You want to be "safe", eh Hapless?! You need Big Government to come tuck you in at night and keep you safe from all the terrirsts that keep you scared??! I know. There, there, big Guy. Cry if you have to. How many Al Queeda has the Government convicted, by the way? Call me nuts, but I like keeping tabs on these things. I keep hearing about all these 'crazed terrorists' lurking in every city - thousands of them called "sleeper cells" - that are gonna nuke us all to high heaven! GAWD! Can you imagine the horror!? All our precious cities reduced to absolute rubble cause these ass-backward cave dwellers managed to hot-wire a few nukes and sneak them past our Lock-Tight Border Patrol and get 'em in the Country?!?! Probably with the help of that Saddam Hussein, fella!! YEA! You know that guy was responsible for 911, don't yA?! Everyone knows that!! All them Dems voted fer it. So how could them Pinkos call Bush a liar?!! HE Was protecting the Country from them there Al Qeeda!! We knew they was there cause Rummy said so!! What that'd there Colon Powell say? Oh yea, them bio chemical trailers, or something... They had nukes ready to go off in 45 mins! It was summin serious!! I mean we had to get them before they got us, right?! And thats why they ain't come back here and turn our Homeland Soil into a Mushroom cloud. Cause we be fighting them all the way over there, in that Mid East, so they ain't be coming back over here! That old George W Boosh is a certifiable genius!! I even heard he wanted to be a War PresIdent even before he came to Office! Well God Damned Hapless, I sure am glad he is one! That Good Old Boy sure did a lot of great things for this Country!!! How many Neocon fools do you see around here, still clinging desperately to your dying ideology? Let me give you a hint: None. You're a lone voice. The last of your kind. A real Maverick. Maybe even ... a Patriot? Somebody Andrew Jackson, Nay! George WASHINGTON would be proud to fight alongside against the English. ROTFLMAO!!! A staunch defender of Constitution, from all enemies - foreign....and domestic. No, Sir. It is you, who are the true American Hero. You deserve the God-damned Congressional Medal of Honor, Hapless. A fearless guardian of the internet, protecting peace-loving Neocons from the dangerous rantings of Crazed 911 Moon-bats, everywhere!!! A profile in Courage, you are. I salute your sacrifice. Oh, no. Am I "upset"? Are you gonna come hunt me down cause I called you a ChickenHawk-Pussy Carpet-Bagging, Fascist?? Boy, looks like you got the "better of me" again, eh old chum?? Hehe. Geez, I really better watch my tongue, you fascist scumbag. Whoops! My Bad. Sorry, you cock-sucking traitor! Tell me again, Hapless. Why do you love trading Liberty for Security, all day long? I mean, its so noble. Its like you think exactly like the Founding Fathers. Like you studied every word of the Federalist Papers and personal letters of Thomas Jefferson. What makes a Constitution-loving Patriot like you tick? Do tell. Brah! Now you're catching on! Try Guy, Homeslice, "Moonbat" (theres something original) or Loonitic, for variety. Maybe even mix it up with retarded 3rd grade lexicon like: What planet are YOU from? What drugs are YOU on? And, my favorite: did you just take LSD?? You can add OH SNAP as a suffix, for effect. Such as, "did you just take LSD, moonbat??? OH SNAP!" There you go. Now you're gonna strike some serious fear into those Moonbat hearts. Do it for Liberty, Hapadouche. Do it for America. How does that make you feel, Big Guy? George Bush, your President - the man whose life-size cardboard cut out stands next to your night table as a testament to his undying sacrifice to the Country - he didn't shut down the border and keep you safe? I mean, all those terrirsts just itching to get through and slit our throats on FOX NEWS. Maybe even behead you on the Regis and Kelly Morning Show??! I need to sit down. Its terrible, ain't it? I mean, those crazy Mooslims are gonna set up an Islamic Calaphyte right here in the Good 'Ol US of A!! We got what? 300 Million of us?! and maybe Boosh convicted about 5 of them since 911?! I mean, I guess they need to get another 100 million or so in the Country before they take over and kills US ALL for good!! Gawd, its gonna happen. I just know it *sniffle*. I can feel it in my bones. We're all gonna die, Hapless. DIE!! WE NEED TO GIVE BOOSH ALL OUR RIGHTS, NOW.!! OH LAWD! ITS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM MUSLIMS FROM KILLING US ALL IN THEIR SATANIC CALAPHYTE DEATH ORGY RIGHT HERE IN AMERIKA!!
Continued. Thanks, man. You know something? You're a good guy, after all. Chickenhawk pussy necks like you who havent fought a day in their life are Real-Life American Heros. I mean, you want to protect guys like me? AND keep me safe from terrorists? You know something, thats really swell. Even though I gotta give up all my civil Liberties to do it, it just feels right, you know? I just got a good feeling about Big Government having all the Power and Police on every street corner with machine guns. I feel safer already. Cause I got guys like you watching over my shoulder. Thanks, Hapaboy. You're like the BIG BROTHER I never had. *snicker*. Oh, I was. I loved it. And better yet, I didn't refer to anything. All by memory. I guess someone who loves their country that much is 'strange' and 'dangerous' to you? Maybe you should call the FBI and alert them to what an 'outlandish conspriasist', I am? After all, thats what every good American should do, isn't it? You know, to help the terror war and get Al Queda. Better call now. Just to be safe. . I thought a champion of liberty, like you, who literally bleeds red, white and blue (biggest flag on the block, eh Big Guy!!!) would for schizzle know about that one!! Don't worry, I won't tell the guys down at the Local Freepers Chapter! Try using google. Or local news. Strangest thing, it works! Sounds like you know more about her than I do. Get out much? If at all?? Ahhhh. What a total, clueless retard you are. If the Supreme Court even CONSIDERS the Constitutionality of banning firearms, it means they question the 2nd Amendment guarantee to Gun owneship in the first place! Or else they wouldn't hear the case. They'd refuse it. But hey, its all good. Just let the Cops and MIlitary take our Guns, right Guy? Thats the way Empires have done it fer millenia! And they all ended up pretty good!! They still had their rights and all that stuff! I mean Stalin kicked them around after he took their guns. And MAO. Well, so did Hitler.. And Polpot... Well, the thing is, we're AMERICANS! We've got a history of loving freedom and Liberty! So its okay if we give up our Rights for awhile. The Government will give 'em back to us when they're done fighting their 100-year War on Terror. I trust 'em!! Thanks for showing your utter contempt for the Constitution. I know this comes as a real surprise, but the Supreme Court can't pick and choose which Constitutional Rights to declare legal, and which to reject as 'illegal'. You see, they're all legal, Hapless, by their very inclusion in the Constitution itself. Thats how it works. Free speech is not what, when and where the Government says its free. Its free for everyone. Because thats what the Good Founders intended. Where did I get the info? The European Parliament produced a 100-page dossier on Echelons existence, capabilities, hardware, network etc. Its a matter of public record. No secrets there. Again, just more public information. So is the Telcom spying program Bush wants immunity for Telcos from. Immunity for NOT breaking the law *wink* *wink*. Eh, Hapless?? Gotta keep us safe from them terrirists. Hehe. And the Internet Dragnet program was reported by a senior AT&T engineer who installed the surveillance hardware himself. Strange how such a liberty-savvy guy, such as yourself, is totally in the dark about all this?! I would have thought being a such a dedicated Patriot you'd be all over it. Well, I guess you can always rely on trusty Hannity and Colmes or Brit Hume for the raw deal on civil rights in America. I know thats where I get MY information. Sleep safe, Hapadouche.
^^^Aloha, Komrade!! I really appreciate your heartfelt response. Seriously, I just wanted to thank you again from the bottom of my heart for taking the time, at great risk of your personal safety and welfare, to share your revelations with all of us ignorant American sheeple. I think it's only fitting that I also thank you for the below, which you posted earlier on a different thread. I suggest you make it the preface of your coming bestseller, the Tao of Tyranny: Wow! Who knew?!? Only you, my friend! Only you! Soviet threat overestimated? Who would have guessed those ICBM silos of theirs were really filled with grain?!? And that whole farce about gulags, KGB torture, millions being killed, etc. You realize what you've done, don't you? You, my friend, have single-handedly blown the cover off the greatest conspiracy ever!! The Soviet Union That Never Was!! I feel like I'm a witness to history here! Now this is my favorite part, the real meaty stuff that will clinch your bestselling status and give our evil gubment fits!! : HOLY SHIT! Not only did our own gubment attack us on 9/11, they're going to do so again! You're such a Patriot, sharing your wisdom with us while you have sacrificed all - family, work, access to regular porn - just to send us regular dispatches from the underground. Brah, I don't know what basement in what safe house in what city in what state you're where you're transmitting your messages to ET from, but I hope you're taking all precautions from Carnivore, FBI see-through-the-wall technology, and all those agents in black who want to "backdoor" you!! The thought of you out there, off the grid, working menial jobs without ID, cash paid under the table, just so you don't get noticed by Skynet....it brings a tear to my eye and makes me realize how selfish I have been. You've got German Shepherds, right, to sniff out the gubment Terminator bots, don't you? I think I speak for everyone here when I say Thank You, God Bless, and Stay safe, my friend! Stay safe!
Gee, you're right! I guess totally Unconstitutional Laws aren't such a bad thing, after all. Who needs that old crusty "Bill of Rights" some Guys wrote 300 years ago? Its obsolete by now anyways! I mean, we're in this New Type of War! How can those Moon Bat Libs expect all those old "rules" still apply!?! Woa! You hit the nail on the head!! Eminent Domain is a Great Idea! Forget the Constitutionality of it! The Bill of Rights is a useless document anyway! Listen, we need to base our Republic on New Principles. You know, get with the times and all that! I figure, with your help, we rally Congress to pass something that's really Progressive. You know, let Government work quick instead of all these silly checks and balances. Human nature has changed! And besides, we're Americans!! Our Leaders aren't going to cheat or steal our Rights from us. So why protect them?!?! You said it, brah! Sorry, you said what Hapadouche?! Actually, it was your Moms I was 'water bordering' with that hose last Sunday. She likes the "feel of the water", if you know what i means. She's a fun girl! Thanks for sharing!! You mean the 8th Amendment?! Guy, like I told you. We don't need to worry about the Constitution anymore. It was written by deluded Moonbats who were paranoid of the British. Those Brits just wanted to help our forefathers, not hurt 'em! So we got all this crazy legislation about how we can't torture and blah blah blah. I mean, come on, dude! This is the New War on Terror. We're all little Jack Buarers now. Its time to kick some Calaphyte-ass!! Oh I know! Cops should be allowed to Tazer whoever they want, whenever they want! I agree, Cops are above the Law. Especially in this New War on Terror. We got all these Al Queeda crawling all over the place, trying to kills us! I mean every car they pull over could be Al Queeda! So can you blame them for tazering some civilian after a Cop tells 'im to shut his hole?!? I can't! Those stupid hippies get what they deserve! 50,000 volts right up the keester! Cruel and Unusual Punishment?! Bah! This is the New War on Terror. We can't fight them Americanized-terrorists with Respect and the Rule of Law, now can we?! Not so fast there, dude. The Gestapo and Saddam couldn't touch our domestic spy network! We got the worlds best technology, spying on every American. Keeping the homeland safe. Saddam would be jealous. That old coot had to rely on Human Intel. No way. Too slow. Much better to have computers listen to everything we do. You got that right! Don't those Moonbats know the Democrats and Republicans are two DIFFERENT parties. I mean, thats why the Country is always headed in these new, radical directions year-after-year. Dems and Repubs both pursue two totally different agendas and we keep getting the best of both worlds. We just keep getting more free with less tax. Its perfect! At least those terrorists, er, Founding Fathers got that part right! Great! I'm glad you're waking up. You're a real inspiration for all the Neoconned 'tards around here, Hapless. You really know how to shut those Moonbats up and keep them quiet!! Damn you're Good! How do you do it!?!? I know, Guy. Listen, don't tell those crazy Libs or Moonbats this, but, if Bush has to bend the law to get them terrorists, its okay by me. Torture is okay now. So is spying on Americans and getting rid of Jury Trials. Listen, we got these Crazy Mooslims who are plotting to take over this Country! They want to set up this here, uhmm, whats it called again?! Oh yea! Calaphyte! Got it straight off Limbaughs website! Millions of 'em are just waiting to cross that border so they can kill us all and set up their Holy Islamic Republic right here in Amerikka. We ain't got much time left before they'll be coming for us! The truth? The truth is we're all going to be dead in 5 years if we don't give all our rights to Government. Come on, Hapa?! You know that! Those Muslims already set up their bases in Denver and Chicago. They got these mini-Calaphytes already, called Mosques or something. And they're already practice beheadings on Goats and Chickens! Killing them! Chopping their heads off...CLEAN OFF! I'm telling you brother. This ain't no joke. This is the real deal. Those Muslims are gonna take over America. One-by-one. They might need to get another 100 Million terrorists in here, but they're doing it, brother. Heard there were even some Cow beheadings down in Florida last month by some crazy Muslims! Its STARTING.....ARGHH!! Oh, no. Its you who has the truth, Hapless. If it wasn't for your bravery, alerting us to this secret "Calaphyte" those sneaky terrorists are gonna set up here in America, we'd probably all have our heads chopped off by now, with Muslims running wild in the streets. Every American dead. Muslims praying to Mecca in the Oval Office. An entire Muslim Theocracy built on our once Mighty Republic!! I can just picture it now. They even said so on their Geehadi websites. You know those ones hosted by lycos and myspace?! I'm telling ya, this is one well-organized threat we're dealing with. Best to give up our rights now, while we're still 6 feet above ground!!
Not ONE WHOLE COP! Geez, whats this world coming to?! You don't think it might be possible he'd be dead anyway had the criminal used a handgun? Nah. Handguns don't kill people. Machine guns do! Wow. Sounds like you're a real authority on this 'relentless scourge' of AR-strapped thuggery. Personally, I'm just getting sick of it. All you hear on the News, day-in day-out, is how another Precinct has been taken down by out-of-control machine-gunning thugs. Cops getting mowed down everywhere! Rivers of blood in the streets. Its just like the West Nile Virus or Goddamned Bird Flu! A modern-day epidemic. Oh, right. You mean the One Whole Cop that got tagged by a machine gun? Who might have gotten killed anyway?? You're right. Those stats sure are "overwhelming". Got me convinced! You got it all wrong. We need to gun down these Thugs wherever we find 'em. Shoot first, ask questions later. Thats what the New Amerikka is all about, ain't it?? We can't be fighting these White Al Queeda on American soil with this outdated "Constitution". Heck, the damn thing was written nearly 300 years ago!! We need street justice to keep us safe! Even if some white terrorist reaches for an asthma puffer is his pocket, take that MOFO OUT! Two shots to the torso, one to the head. We gotta keep our Boys in Blue safe. Cause they keeping us safe from them terrorists!! ROTFLMFAO. OH YEAH!!! A smattering of nomadic cave dwellers are going to multiply their ranks into the hundreds of Millions, infiltrate America, and KILL US ALL!! GET OFF THE CRACK, HAPLESS!!! IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, YOU CHICKEN SHIT RETARD!!! Iran doesn't have a Nuclear Program, Dipshit. The National Intelligence Estimate said they stopped it back in 2004. But you sure got better Intel then they do! Hey, why don't you tell us where you get your info from? But not if its gonna endanger you or your "sources". Better we keep our cards close to our chest about all these blood-drinking Calaphytes and Iranian Nuc Arsenals!! Gotta keep one step ahead of them terrorists!! Oh man. You got that right. Save the Patriot Act for those Rag-Heads. Listen, all these Unconstitutional Laws authorizing torture, spying, secret prisons, Guy, it ain't never gonna happen to White America. Those laws are for them brown-assed Americans. And just think how safe we're gonna be with all these Patriot Acts after the next 911!! Seriously, Obama is gonna keep us real safe. Round up our guns if they have to! He'll give 'em back though. He's says he's a real friendly with the NRA. No worries. Brah, my pleasure. You know, out of everyone here on Elitetrader, you're by far the strongest supporter of the Constitution and Bill of Rights, I have ever seen. You're just a modern-day Benjamin Franklin. So educated on history. So much faith in human nature. Man, if they could make anyone Dictator in this Country, my second choice - after GW - would be you. We'd all be real safe, then.
Like I said, without your valuable intel on this horrific "Calaphyte" planned for America, its a wonder we're alive at all! By the time we caught up with Amackdeenajad in his secret cave, he already juiced up millions of camels with liquefied small pox, stored in their humps!! Do you have any idea the kind of destruction that would wreak on America!?! Unspeakable. They may have even killed enough of us to set up that God-Damned Islamic State they've planned. Well, good work Jack! Mission Accomplished! Glad you liked it. Especially the part of about the Founders being complete lunatics. I really got to hand it to you there, man. I mean these renegade terrorists actually thought torture, Government spying and suppressed speech was a Bad Idea?!? Pretty short-sighted, I'd say!! Its all about keeping people safe. So I don't feel one bit bad about Government spying or rag-head torture. What have I got to hide, right?!?!? Not just me. There are lots of informed Patriots that actually read the news, understand its historical context, and believe in the Constitution. Better our Freedoms in the hands of men, then protected by Law, eh Hapless? Thats just what the Founders thought, too. Funny. You're a lot like 'em. It wouldn't be the first time you got caught with your head up your ass. No worries, thats come to be expected of you. Yea, sad to say. But your Neocon Heros played the same tricks with the Soviets. Just like they hyped this Terror threat as the next Apocalyptic nightmare, back in the 80's, it was Russia who played the role of National Boogie Man. You heard of the BBC, right? Hey, I know its no FOX NEWS (although Brit Hume adds some dry English punch to it every once and a while!!). Well, this "BBC" put together a documentary on a really weird and obscure phenomenon in Political Science (personally, I think its just a load of leftist propaganda). Well, the BBC said theres something called the 'Politics of Fear'. That somehow, Governments throughout history, invented and hyped threats to scare people into acceptance of their agenda. Isn't that the craziest Moonbat raving you've ever heard??! I mean to think, Americans fooling Americans, to manufacture support for some Political "Agenda"?? Governments don't lie, Hapa!! Well, maybe some Governments. But not the US Government!! Everyone knows that!! Our leaders tell us the truth and only want to keep us safe and protect us! Thats just common sense 'round these parts. Anyhow, so heres the lunatic rantings of the BBC. Not sure if you can "Trust" their media credentials. <embed id="VideoPlayback" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" flashvars="fs=true" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=2798679275960015727&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed> No, Man! Its the terrorists that are gonna attack us again! This time with Nukes or Small Pox! Thats what Cheney and Bush keep telling us!! You believe your own Government don't ya?! Thats why they shut down the Border after 911!! Cause they knew them terrorists would try to sneak nukes across the Border. Those NeoCons we got working for us in the White House are Damn smart! Real Patriots, too! No, Hapless. YOU are the Patriot. We've already been over this, remember? Samuel Adams would be proud to call you, friend. A man cut from the same clothe as he - a Freedom Fighter, a champion of Liberty, a foe of Big Government and legislative Tyranny. Your sacrifice and devotion to the Principles this Country was founded on, truly remarkable. Mind boggling, even. No need, friend. No need. Didn't you know? Neocons are given an automatic pass in this New Amerikkka. When a citizen pledges their allegiance to the Neocon agenda and proves it with frothing support for Government spy programs, torture, secret prisons and Military Propoganda Ops, Echelon computers note it and make a pass. This way, when the next 911 hits, Military round ups skip all those Neocon supporters that held the Constitution in such contempt, while revering their 'Brave' Government who had the Resolve to smash the Bill of Rights to pieces!! So, you're safe, bro! You can take a load off. It won't be you going to those camps. Just the crazy Libs and "Constitutionalists" that railed against Big Government. And when you think about it, who gives a shit about them, anyway?! Cretons like that deserve what they get for questioning Dear Leader during Wartime. Ain't that right, Hapless? You silly douchebag. Guy, I'm totally on the grid. No Fear, here. Run a profitable trading account, bank accounts, Social Security Number. Its great! Haven't seen any sign of that GD Calaphyte, though. I think these Muslims are plotting this "takeover" real slow and stealthy-like. You know, bringing in their families from overseas, getting jobs, learning english, paying their taxes, buying homes and cars. Becoming near American so they can blend in, then one day, BAM! Pop out and just kill us all. So, I'm keeping a real close eye on everyone. I keep thinking to myself, 'What Would Jack Bauer do?' You know, WWJBD? Thinking of selling bracelets with the acronym stenciled to it. That way, every Good American could look to the meta-physical 'Jack Bauer' thats in all of us, and ask ourselves, 'what would he do if he were here?' Since you're the closest thing we got to Jack Bauer on ET, Hapless, do tell: how would Jack Bauer root out this dastardly Islamic Calaphyte thats planting its invisible roots all over this Great Land of Ours?? Thanks, Man. You be safe, too. AND REMEMBER!! Keep an eye out for any Muslims in the neighborhood. They could be planning that Calaphyte-takeover thingy, ANY DAY NOW!! *shudders*
^^^Oh man, your sad attempt to mimic my patented Moonbat Mashing (TM) expose of your nutty philosophy was painful to read and totally unworthy of quoting. PLEASE stick to what you do best: Making outlandish claims, throwing in a bunch of ad hominem, and then failing to provide any substantive evidence whatsoever when called on it. For example, your utter inability to provide ANY substantive evidence whatsoever of the Americans you claim to have been kidnapped off the streets, thrown into a hole, tortured, and left to rot for years - which you need to provide in order to substantiate your claim that we are a police state - is duly noted. Of course this is nothing new. On another thread where you are pressed to provide evidence of the detention camps you claim have been built to throw all of you moonbats in, you respond with vacuous excuses and laughable Google Earth links. Your pathetic attempts to blame 9/11 on the Bush Administration and contend that Al Qaeda is harmless are also noted. Bottom line, achilles28, is that you are a few eggs short of an omelette, a paranoid, delusional, and undoubtedly lonely human being living in utter fear of the government. Don't you realize the irony: You claim I am fear mongering by speaking of Al Qaeda, an organization whose stated aim is to kill us or convert us. You make fun when I mention the Caliphate they envision, but you never talk about bin Laden's manifesto/declaration of war against us. Have you ever read it? Apparently not. Either that, or you have read it and are indeed so paranoid you believe it to be written by Bush himself instead. It is no longer worth my time arguing with you, because you are not a worthy opponent. It was kind of fun at first, but when you were unable to carry on the exercise with valid rebuttals and were left with only ad hominem and badly-written sarcasm, it was clear you had shot all your ammo. In the end you have been weighed, measured, and found extremely wanting. I am sure this is not the first time this has happened to you, nor will it be the last. You're just too easy, brah! GAME, SET, MATCH. YOU LOSE.