No, but your wife said her anus was really sore afterward. Apparently she's not accustomed to any more girth than a pencil.
Four days for this reply, Jay? Really? So what's it like banging that dwarf of yours? She doesn't know anyone by the name of Jay J... I just asked. Did you use an alias?
Relevance? Or is that the most clever thing you could come up with? It's a lot better than banging that greasy face hyena you married for money. Why would I tell her my name? I don't want that beast calling me for more.
So? Did you miss the part where I said I wouldn't tell a beast like that my name to begin with? And what kind of name is Beck, anyway?
Maybe this would be a good time for "con"vexx/drownproof/multiple other alias's' to explain his lack of talent/skills/training/education/motivation which led him to marry a not so pretty trust fund bitch. In lieu of making it on his own.
Only...I'm not on tilt. So...you making any trades today...with your wife's inheritance? Or you gonna pump iron with the gym equipment she let you buy with her money? Or you could send another email to my wife telling her what a bad boy I've been on the internet. She got a good laugh out that.