CONSERVATIVE PROF. HAS AWESOME RESPONSE TO GUY WHO CALLED HIM THE âBIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT TO HIGHER EDUCATION IN AMERICAâ One conservative college professorâs support for traditional marriage was enough for one online commenter to brand him âthe biggest embarrassment to higher education in America.â How the professor responded was pretty fantastic. Professor Mike Adams responded to a commenter who called him âthe biggest embarrassment to higher education in America.â âWhile I respect your right to conclude that I am the biggest embarrassment to higher education in America, I think youâre wrong,â Mike Adams, professor of sociology and criminology at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington told âEdwardâ in an open letter. âIn fact, I donât even think Iâm the biggest embarrassment to higher education in the state of North Carolina. But since youâre a liberal and you support âchoiceâ â provided weâre talking about dismembering children and not school vouchers for those who werenât dismembered â I want to give you some options.â He then laid out nine examples of truly outrageous antics by other professors, administrators and campus groups in North Carolina to see how he stacks up, including: 1. In the early spring semester of 2013, a womenâs studies professor and a psychology professor at Western Carolina University co-sponsored a panel on bondage and S&M. The purpose of the panel was to teach college students how to inflict pain on themselves and others for sexual pleasure. When you called me the biggest embarrassment in higher education, you must not have known about their bondage panel. Maybe you were tied up that evening and couldnât make it. 2. At UNC Chapel Hill, there is a feminist professor who believes that women can lead happy lives without men. Thatâs nothing new. But whatâs different is that she thinks women can form lifelong domestic partnerships with dogs and that those relationships will actually be fulfilling enough to replace marital relationships with men. I canât make this stuff up, Ed. I donât drop acid. Well, at least not since the late 1980s. But I promise this story is real and not an LSD flashback. 3. At Duke University, feminists hired a âsex workerâ (read: prostitute) to speak as part of an event called the Sex Workers Art Show. After his speech, the male prostitute pulled down his pants, got down on his knees, and inserted a burning sparkler into his rectum. While it burned, he sang a verse of âthe Star Spangled Banner.â I believe that stripping incident was almost as embarrassing as the other one involving the Duke Lacrosse team. 4. A porn star was once paid to give a speech at UNCG. The topic was âsafe sodomy.â After her speech, the feminist pornographer sold autographed butt plugs to students in attendance. Iâm not sure whether the ink could contribute to rectal cancer. Iâm no health expert. But I do know it was pretty darned embarrassing when the media picked up on the story.