Get yourself some Chia Pet seeds and some superglue. Just be sure to shower every day. They can't be allowed to dry out. You'll notice new growth coming in within the week!
Next thing you know, he'll be telling his mom,"Wow... your ass looks HUGE"... (good thing if she's black, of course!)
You're still "going bald", which is a plus. I'm in the, done gone bald category. Gone from losing my hair to, it's lost. Hair line receeding all the way to the back of my head.:eek: Just wait till you get in the 60+ age. I have plenty of hair growing out of my nose and ears, and my balls are hanging about halfway to my knees. Looking good naked just aint gonna' ever happen again.:eek: :eek: :eek:
So true captain. When i was young I never imagined I'd have to worry about sitting on my balls. But it happens.
Again you amaze me with your rationalizations. Obama has never accomplished anything of significance, save being given an affirmative action degree and community organizing. Whatever the fuck that is. Romney has made himself wealthy in the world if business. Whether you like how he did it or not. Voting Obama was supporting a clown when we needed a leader. Funny. I've been telling you that about whatever may or may not happen after death now for years. Suddenly YOU are the guy who claims he doesn't always know things for sure?
You may just be right. Besides, so long as I got a job and a hard dick. What do I need hair for anyway?