Confucius Say ....

Confucius Say .... Man who mix Viagra and Laxatives, does not know whether he is coming or going.

This reminds me of ET

 

Confucius Say .... Man who lose motel key, get no new key.

 

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Women who fly airplane upside down,have crack up.

 

Obama meets Confucius:

Obama: " Here is a DVD of Gone With the Wind."

Confucius: "Ching Chong Ding Dong"