Rugby is a tough and brutal game, I don't deny that. For our Canadian friends here I think Hockey is probably the most brutal game around with the toughest schedule around plus they ALLOW FIGHTING during a game. However, this is not what we are talking about here. Please stay on track with our conversation here and keep context in mind. I know that you love to make fun of Americans but you will never say a single negative word against China. You probably hate how the Chinese government treats the Hui People. What are your thoughts about Muslims in China as well as their treatment by the Chinese government?
Why should I not be critical about China? I am not Chinese I do not live in Mainland China. I think China is very aggressive and overreaching in the Pacific and needs to be put back in place. And China is a very complicated mess to be honest. Capitalism mixed with a one-party dictatorship type of ruling, rampant nepotism and corruption mixed in with a crackdown of the same. Its hard to tell the players apart because sometimes the same ones that crack down on others have skeletons in the closet as well. China is messed up and it needs to sort itself out, has to come terms with itself, what it wants to be, how it can be that. Are you happy now? I am not defending China at all.
Volpunter/Zzzz1 is an uber-troll. I feel sorry for him and his mental issues because he shows signs of being intelligent and very knowledgeable in many areas of technology. He also speaks multiple languages which is not an easy thing to do. He probably has a very high IQ and I believe him when he says that he has spent countless grueling hours in the Quant Lab. While he speaks many languages the ironic thing is that I honestly feel that he lacks that ability to truly communicate. I am willing to bet that his co-workers hate him and that going online and making fun of Americans allows him to manage his stress. My main issue with him is he always trolls Americans and speaks so highly of China yet he will go completely silent on any controversial issues that involve China. He will never speak a single negative word towards China but yet he will easily insult America. He stays silent probably because he does not want to end up in a Chinese prison. Making fun of Americans is a form of entertainment for him. Where does he find the free time to post so frequently? How did Volpunter get banned? Will his Japanese obaasan wife teach him manners or will she die of old age before that happens? These are some very serious questions that deserve proper answers.
So my criticism of China did not satisfy you? What else you want? What I think is a huge difference is that even a C or D grade American student is lauded by parents and people around him as the super star of the world, even the sports team that lost is cheered as a (runner-up) winner. All kids are told they can achieve anything they want in this world, which is total and utter crap and a big lie. It breeds arrogant and egocentric people. The average Chinese is almost the mirror image of the above. I definitely prefer the latter. I prefer someone who under-promises and over-delivers. I do not see that with the average American. Every shitty fast food joint or for that matter anything is called "The greatest....", "the biggest...", "the best....". A total self over estimation and misjudgement of own limitations. Its awesome to be positive and have a positive outlook of life. But being completely misguided about one's abilities is a weakness in my opinion. Chalk it up to cultural differences. You guys do not mind at all to make fun of the French and French culture. But you go all bazooka when someone makes fun of yanks. You made fun of the Japs when they bought up your golf courses and assets and belittled their small pricks, as if that mattered to a woman at all. Yet you take it as an affront when someone cracks jokes about American culture. You do not even think for a second that again another dozens got their heads chopped off in the Middle East today or that 30 people died in an attack or explosion. Yet you go all berserk over the few incidents where a refugee ever committed a crime or hurt an American in the US and shut out hundreds of millions of people. Do you see my point? Americans on average are completely misguided in their upbringing and education and they go all nuts over their ridiculous and pathetic 1st world problems yet completely lack oversight and understanding of the bigger picture. That is what I and many other comedians make fun of.
I am sorry that Pizza Hut lied to you by having a sign that said "Best Pepperoni Pizza Around!". It was a traumatic experience for you. If yelling at Americans online helps you to heal those wounds then I am here for you my son.
I played college football for three years, and Rugby for two (I doubled up junior year with football in the fall, rugby in the spring). The fact that there is no gear in Rugby doesn't make it a tougher game - because you have to wrap when you tackle as opposed to football where you can just sprint and barrel someone over like a truck. Both games are equally violent, so saying people who play american football are softies or pussies is just plain stupid (like pretty much everything else you throw out). However, the one aspect I will give to rugby is that you have to be in much better shape, as the game is relatively continuous (minus scrum time) like soccer while the average time between rest in football is 4 seconds per play. This doesn't mean there aren't players in the scrum that aren't out of shape. But there is less room for them in rugby than in football.