Cnn Reporting Massive Cyber Attack

Discussion in 'Trading' started by William Rennick, Feb 21, 2010.

  1. Great Caesers Ghost, the grid is going down sector by sector, 10,000,000 no power and spreading fast. No clear suspects yet, but they think its the Rushkies. Commie bastards are probably retaliating over our fag beating their fag in Mens Figure skating. The internet is currently on a backup system, and likely to overload. Rennick Manor is on full lockdown with auxillary power ready to fire once our power goes out. Baron, if your servers get hit you have an open invitation to relocate operations in Rennick Manor's hardened secure bunker until this passes. We have enough fuel, food, and supplies to last 45 days. Good luck fellas, and God speed...

    Rennick out:cool:
  2. I told you you'd pick up malware from that porn site...
  3. Lethn


    Recession in the energy industry? lolz
  4. The bastards took out Gen. Haig, one of our greatest heroes. Obama needs to hit 'em hard. To be safe we should capture their Olympic Hockey team and jail each as human shields in the major US cities. No way they launch if it means nuking those tooth missing pricks.

  5. rcj


    go check your circuit breakers box.
  6. Rennick is still searching for that Korean girl...

    60 years later...