He wants to call them all up begging for a job..... "I love to trade and want a mentor, with money to capitalize me. I have been so unseccessful in all my other endevears I have no money and am sure I will be successful in trading."
True story: One time I was pulled over by a Chicago cop for speeding. He asked where I worked. The CBOT. Trader. He then asked me if I had a membership directory. Sure I do. At home. Can I stop by and pick it up from you instead of wink:wink issuing you a ticket? Yep!!!!