City trader 'gambled away' millions

Rationalize is still using excel 2003!

 

eh, 2007 actually.. with windoze xp & explorer 7.

it's a global powerhouse here.

tryin to reduce the number of bloomberg licences currently. "top priority".

the horror, the horror..

 

Soon you'll be sharing a mouse.

 

having your own mouse is the "new" killin it.

 

m yeah .. actually probably over qualified for Delta One

No rocket science required.

A working knowledge of how spurious correlation can fuck you - optional.