Chuck Norris Trading Facts

With one mighty Karate chop, Chuck Norris invented the first stock split.

 

Chuck Norris is the Rump Ranger of the pink sheets.

 

Chuck Norris is Short Crude, Long Airlines and positive in all Trades

 

Chuck Norris tosses salad like a death row inmate.

Chuck Norris can not only suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, he can suck the whole trailer down.

Chuck Norris can take an arse pounding from a Category 10 hurricane.

Chuck Norris can suck off twenty men, swallow, and ask what's for dinner.

Finally, the reason the gay marriage ban was overturned in California? You guessed it - Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with Jack Hershey's charts.

 

Chuck Norris uses Point and Figure charts for his trading.

He "points" to the price level he would like the market to be at...

And the rest of us "figure" how to trade the market to that price level.

 

Thats not a beard on Chuck Norris's face, its a hidden fist.

 

If Chuck Norris would have been around, he would have been dropped on Hiroshima.

 

On Mar 10, 2000, when Nasdaq was at 5048, the trend made the mistake of calling Chuck Norris friend. He roundkicked Nasdaq's ass all the way down to 1300.

 

- Chuck Norris does arbitrage in the markets, but with a whistle.

- When Chuck does arbs, the 2 instruments doesn't need to be correlated, they 'd better get correlated.