Chuck is going to make the price of oil $50 tomorrow. And is going to reduce all food costs by 70%. And is going to replace Bush, and Schwartzneger is taking Cheney's place.
Chuck Norris is traded on the nasdaq under the symbol PAIN. No one can trade it except for Chuck Himself.
There are no back swan events in the markets. It's just Chuck Norris kicking your ass on the other side of your trades.
Yep. You guessed it. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1923019"/> She wanted to learn about "spreads", Norris - style.
Reads from notes handwritten by Chuck Norris. <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1923023"/>
In hiding since making bad "Walker! Texas Ranger" joke at a Bright Boot Camp. <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1923024"/>
Chuck Norris is the best performing money manager of all asset classes of all time frames of all time. All lists you see are those who came closest.
Chuck has a stamp collection that dwarfs Bill Gross'. Chuck uses his as concurrent postage (that means, he sticks them on envelopes, and mails them) because he's Chuck, and he just doesn't give a fuck. Chuck will never be on a US stamp, because you have to die first. Chuck turned down a seat on the CBOE. First, he doesn't sit - he stands. Second, he doesn't 'exchange'. He takes.
Chuck Norris mentored all the great financiers: Buffett, Soros, Schwarzman, Kravis & Roberts, Tudor Jones, Sykes... (well, even Norris isn't perfect).