Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck Norris attends every event and owns every watch shown in Trader Monthly.

 

China Life Insurance did not make a pledge to support all children orphaned from the quake out of goodwill and altruism.

It did so because they realized that all Chinese children were fathered by Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris sold short shares of CYGT to Timothy Sykes.

 

chuck norris took Berkshire Hathaway public...and reserves the right to take it private if it steps out of line.

 

Chuck Norris can't believe that his Mike Huckabee took so much time to accept his lost on White House bid.

 

When Chuck Norris buys options, they don't expire. Ever.

 

The market doesnt fill gaps when it wants to. Chuck Norris Tells the market when to fill them.

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the only reason a market has gaps in the first place is because Chuck punched a hole in it.

 

Chuck Norris purchased Timothy Sykes DVD just so he can have Timothy sign it in person.

This was all a trick. Chuck really just wanted to see if he can squeeze Timothy Sykes into hhe DVD case.

He did.

 

chuck norris has trading screens in front of him and behind him....for the eyes in the back of his head