Chuck Norris Trading Facts

May 6, 2010.
-Chuck Norris-

 

this is a funny thread!!

 

on May 6th, 2010, Chuck Norris bought futures contracts to buy 5 billion shares of Proctor and Gamble.

There are only 2.91 billion shares outstanding.

Chuck always gets paid.

 

A "fat Finger" is only "Chuck-lite".

 

Ben Bernanke wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't scale in or out, that's inferior behaviour.

 

Chuck doesnt read charts, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

 

Let's hope Chuck Norris doesn't gets into a kickboxing spree in the NYSE when he blows up his account.

 

When Chuck Norris sells an option, it expires immediately.

"What's the point? - I'm doomed," it says in its final last gasps.

 

When Chuck Norris first started trading, he used the Martin Gale method...and he didnt blow his account!

A couple of years ago a guy named Jérôme Kerviel of Société Générale challenged Chuck Norris to a trading contest. You know how that went...