Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Google "find chuck norris" then click on "feeling lucky" takes you to the page.

 

LOL

 

Chuck Norris scalps profitably with the transaction tax.

 

The SEC once tried to investigate where Madoff funds should have gone. I hope for them they never found.

 

Chuck Norris still has open trades on the March 1999 ES contract, they wouldn't dare to roll over his contracts.

 

Inverted yield curves signal an incoming round-house kick on the stock market by Chuck Norris.

 

wow, chuck norris was really pissed off over the weekend ...

 

When Chuck Norris sells you an option , it's not just the contract but eventually you that automatically expire ( die ) out of money ( broke ).

 

Chuck Norris = new stimulus package

His fists will stimulate you to start spending!

 

BWAHAHAHAHA! Best one in the thread!