Chuck Norris Trading Facts

CREDIT SUISSE CHUCK NORRIS

<img src=http://www.tamamartialarts.com/images/Chuck_Norris_thanks.jpg>

 

Chuck Norris doesn't waste time, since joining Credit Suisse at 9.43pm Eastern first investment has been made already & here it is folks.


















































<img src=http://uglydemocrats.com/democrats/United-States/CNN/cnn-large.gif>

 

The man is on fire




<img src=http://webairchord.com:8080/airnew/aa/images/cnbc.png>

 

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n8QAeoFdM5g&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n8QAeoFdM5g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

 

Chuck Norris = Holy Grail

 

I cant believe you all are making fun of Mr. Norris............... are you crazy. When he reads this it's gonna be trouble.

 

tommymoose:

Fed day volatility is caused by Chuck Norris violently shaking his trading monitor.

 

When Chuck Norris trades wrongly, charts move to the left.

 

while everyone else's returns might be compunded, chuck's returns are being googled

 

- Chuck Norris is never "short". NEVER.

- Chuck Norris' Options expire from sheer terror, or he exercises them to death. With a Total Gym. He calls them over, puts them on top of the equipment, then he forces them to straddle it. Sometimes, he just strangles them. :eek: