Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck's dick is so big it can't be measured with a measuring device. The length can only be determined with trigonometric equations.

 

'In the short run, the market is a voting machine but in the long run it is a washing machine.'


--- Chuck Norris

 

When Chuck is horny people call this Bull Market....

 

Chuck Norris was trading at Tuco and got his money back..

( well, not so funny... Hope you will, guys )

 

One day, I happened to make a profitable trade. Chuck was on the other side. The rest is history : http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127269

 

Why did Chuck Norris get on his hands and knees?

Someone told him he needed to learn the Greeks.

 

Chuck Norris borrowed stock from himself, sold it short, and made money on both sides.

 

New York Mercantile Exchange

Knock-knock

-Who is there?
-Chuck Norris
-FUCK!!!

 

One time I was with Chuck Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.

Chuck Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'SCT rocks the big one - SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'SCT rocks the big one' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

Chuck Norris trades naked options. Why?

Because who is going to give him a margin call?