Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck Norris doesn't manage risk.

He is the RISK, and everyone else tries to manage themselves around him.

 

Chuck uses Ross Hooks to pick up hookers

 

Chuck can move price price cant move Chuck

 

Chuck Norris played the skin flute in the Bollinger Band.

 

Chuck Norris cuts interests rates just by looking at them

 

Global warming is a hoax, Chuck Norris makes it rain to water his plants, and stops it when ever he wants.

 

Fed day volatility is caused by Chuck Norris violently shaking his trading monitor.

 

The denominator in the RSI calculation IS Chuck Norris

 

Chuck Norris thought a Doji was an Australian dog.

 

A few years back the lights went dim at the home of Chuck Norris. He shorted Enron the next day. You know the rest.