Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Jack-attack corrupted to "Jacked"

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "SCT is jacked".

 

Chuck Norris scalps the old fashioned way: with a tomahawk.

 

Chuck Norris only knows one chart pattern... profit

 

Chuck Norris goes long SPY and SDS, wins on both.

 

One day Chuck Norris decided to drive to work instead of trade from his home. The effect was $132 crude oil the next day.

 

Gas prices have no effect on Chuck Norris. He is his own gas station as he drinks crude and pisses premium unleaded.

 

once Chuck was trading on the pit floor ....it was massacre...blood and guts all over the place...he call this a choppy market

 

Chuck Norris got a hard on and the crack of dawn wasn't even safe.

 

Price action gives to old Chuck a boner it looks to him like lap dance