Chuck Norris Trading Facts

The food crisis will be over when Chuck Norris is done with his breakfast !

 

I heard otherwise. I heard it was when your mother is done with breakfast.


*Score 1 for the home team *

 

When Chuck Norris gets flamed, he goes to the guys' hometown and calls the ass-wipe out in front of his house.

 

when Chuck trades he wears a camouflage and paint his face so he can snick behind Mr. Market and cut his throat

 

Chuck Norris went long corn. Now everyone calls him the "A" corn.

 

PBR follows Chuck Norris, finding oil in the path of his thunderous footsteps!

 

Chuck Norris took his series 7. Guess what he got on it?

Drool.

 

I crack myself up.

 

Chuck Norris took one look at SCT, laughed ... pulled out his gun and blew jack hershey away.

This is the first known jack-attack to have happened in the history of trading ... but many more have followed since then.

 

Everyone gives Chuck the finest meats and cheeses.