Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Options does not expire, unless Chuck Norris decide so!

 

I saw Chuck Norris,
dry humping a two and twenty
He made it his bitch.

 

Chuck is The man

 

roflmao

A lesson for all of us!

 

when price go against Chuck's position he add more ...because he is never wrong

 

If he is never wrong, when could the price go against him? Run! Chuck's on his way to your house for even suggesting such a thing as price going against him!

 

Chuck Norris is long Dow at 1

 

good one, best shit ever

 

Chuck Norris has no need to make a Market Call, when the market wants to make a move, it calls him.

 

• Volme doesn't drive the markets
  
• Supply and Demand don't drive the markets
  
  [*]Chuck drives the markets