Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Nick Leeson was the last person who had a profitable trade against Chuck Norris. Profitable is a relative term.

 

It is impossible for you to be net long in futures contracts against Chuck Norris. If you are in a trade with Chuck, your future is always short.

 

Chuck Norris can remain irrational longer than the market can remain solvent.

 

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There's just one thing in the entire trading world that Chuck never understood and mastered : It's called a "butterfly".

 

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Chuck Norris does not call the floor, they know what hi wants!
If Chuck Norris sell short, the price goes negative!

 

Chuck Norris doesn't sell options, he gives options: your money or a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

When the market goes lock limit down, Chuck Norris is still selling. Chuck doesn't have limits.

 

Chuck Norris once came upon a black swan and promptly roundhouse kicked it in the face. Now there are only white swans. Unless you are on the other side of one of Chuck's trades. Then Chuck Norris is your black swan.

Corrollary:
A black swan once came upon Chuck Norris and got the shit scared out of it. Now there are only white swans.

 

Chuck Norris went long FNM, now everyone calls him Fannie.