Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck Norris went long on POT, now a dime bag cost $50.

 

Let's see a show of hands, how many of you guys this is the TOP (see chart).















Wrong.

We're at the top when Chuck says we're at the top.

 

Chuck Norris bought the Dogs of the Dow, now chinese food just don't taste the same.

 

The recent drop and jump back in AAPL was the period when chuck sold his old iPod and bought a new iPhone

 

There are no false breakouts or failed setups. There is only Chuck Norris.

 

I had heard it was an 8 of spades (from that Iraqi deck featuring Tariq Aziz), a 2 of clubs, a 6 of hearts, an actual green card issued by the INS, and an Omar Vizquel rookie card.

 

Chuck never writes a check that he can't cash.

 

I think it shows that this thread has some validity due to the fact that it hasn't been moved to chit chat.

Well..then..Chuck wouldn't have allowed it anyway.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't average losers. Chuck is never average.

 

... and Chuck never has losers.