Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris has never filed a tax return.
Every year he just mails the IRS a picture of himself poised in a crouched position, ready to attack.

 

Sadly, jjk2 is now a lifeless corpse.
However, Chuck Norris never touched him- He just called up God and gave the order.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need a trading edge... He IS the EDGE!

 

THE reason FED is increasing supply of money is because Chuck believes that more is better

 

In the summer of 2004, chuck norris was on vacation with his family near Sumatra, Indonesia. Chuck decided he wanted to do a cannon-ball into the ocean.....the result was a tsunami that claimed the lives of over 200,000. Yes, even killing is a recreational sport for chuck.

 

Every time chuck Norris farts, the Fed lowers the rate 1 basis point.

 

X_TRADER by Trading Technologies International pays Chuck Norris a Licensing Fee.

 

Chuck Norris tells the brokerages what his margin requirements are.

 

On the 8th Day, God created Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn’t have to pull your finger. He just gives your finger a dirty look and you fart.