I got this from the list, I thought it was funny. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris started trading with $0 in his account, and his broker knew Chuck would be profitable right away. He made most of his money selling naked puts, he will never be assigned because he is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris passes thru town companies tremble and split their stock. He's never been to Omaha... yet I hear he's on his way.