Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck Norris created the e-mini's (all of them) because he wanted something to do with his pocket change.

 

On the Eighth day....Chuck created the markets...he never rests....and he was tired of solitaire.

 

Chuck Norris once got a Wells notice and ate Christopher's Cox for lunch.

 

The 'Holy Grail' is simply the blood of all victims of the markets..errrr....Chuck.... and is kept in a chalice on his nightstand .

If ye ever shalt aquire it, and live to tell thy tale.....ye may get thou money back.

 

Chuck Norris is gay, and everyone here except me.

 

The brokerage division of Bear Stearns onced decided to give Chuck Norris a margin call ... what happened next is written in history.

 

Maybe you're not bright enough to catch the "jest" in all of this, as it is half the point, well...all of it, actually.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jest

-Just to help out the sheeple who don't get all of this.

-NBBO

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need an alias for ET ... he text messages Baron what he wants to say and Baron writes it.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't speculate on gold...


...HE SHITS IT!

 

Phibro, Worldcom, Enron, Bre-x and others, Have all gone against Chuck Norris and lost.