Chuck Norris Trading Facts

NO ONE piggybacks HIS trades.

They would not dare.

 

Chuck Norris` broker pays him for debit balances.

 

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

THE BEST ONE MAN

 

that's pretty good too

 

Chuck Norric can take both sides of a trade and after he gets off the phone with his broker, both sides are profitable....

 

Mad money never gets mad at Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't ring the register. He is the register.

 

Chuck Norris never paper-traded and was profitable from day one.

 

Chuck did indeed drop on Hiroshima. Chuck has always been around....but I assure you....on the Seventh day......Chuck did not rest, CHUCK NEVER RESTS.

 

Chuck Norris never hedges his bets, all of his trades are profitable all the time! :eek: