Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Chuck Norris is so tough, that when he kicks someone in the ass, a shoe store gets built there.

 

Chuck Norris is a turtle. Pfftttt!

 

when Chuck Norris completes a 'round turn', someone goes to the hospital.

 

" Chuck Norris finds some trading terminologies unrelevant. Everything he does in options should be called a strangle"

 

Wanna know why you are compelled to watch CNBC?: Chuck Norris Broadcast Corporation!

 

Chuck doesn't trade... all the exchanges send him a protection fee everyday...

 

He IS the PPT.

 

Chuck Norris is the PP in PPT.

 

He takes delivery whenever he damn well pleases.

And if you piss him off, he have the corn, live hogs, and soybeans dumped in YOUR front lawn.

 

He's the reason why there are no more SOES bandits.