Chuck Norris Trading Facts

Discussion in 'Trading' started by BCF Bartosz, May 15, 2008.

  1. TraDaToR

    TraDaToR

    - ECNs means Establishments of Chuck Norris.
     
    #101     May 16, 2008
  2. When asked if he listens to calming music while trading, Chuck responded with an absolute yes.

    The calming music he refers to is the screams of PAIN emitted from his victims.

    And I don't mean previously recorded or streaming...I mean LIVE.

    He trades while simultaneously questioning terrorists held hostage in his office.

    And when I say questioning, I mean KILLING.

    And when I say terrorists, I mean the ENTIRE cell.
     
    #102     May 16, 2008
  3. After Chuck Norris bangs your ho, she is a big box retailer.
     
    #103     May 16, 2008
  4. Most brokers just rename the "Ask" part of the Spread "Ask Chuck".
     
    #104     May 16, 2008
  5. olias

    olias

    Lol. This one gave me a chuckle.
     
    #105     May 16, 2008
  6. LOLOL...hilarious.

    Hey, doesn't Chuck Norris post on ET under the name Hedgefundtrader?
     
    #106     May 16, 2008
  7. When you see support come in and reverse the drop or resistance hold the market back, that's actually Chuck saying "That's far enough" :cool:
     
    #107     May 16, 2008
  8. Too funny :D :p
     
    #108     May 16, 2008
  9. SocGen didn't blow up, Jérôme Kerviel made the mistake of calling Chuck Norris "Frenchie."
     
    #109     May 16, 2008
  10. Chuck Norris is so fast that it only takes him 30 seconds to watch 60 Minutes
     
    #110     May 16, 2008