Unless you live under a rock, or do not have a sense of humor, you have heard the many Chuck Norris jokes floating around the web. If you haven't seen it - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ .. Here is some I made up that only traders will understand.. Chuck Norris gets a .0025 rebate when he HITS INET. Chuck Norris can see hidden INETs. Chuck Norris has no Stop Loss, because he never loses. Chuck Norris hever has crossed quotes, they wouldn't dare! --- Feel free to add your own!