When I was working in the lumber dept a customer wanted to buy an extension ladder to work on his roof. I asked him how high his roof was. He took about two steps away from the counter, bent over and said "When I'm in the attic I have to walk like this." He walked around bent over. wtf p.s. sometime after this I hired him, (you know how they say your customers make the best employee's). Then I quit.
can we unstick that last joke thread? serves no purpose to "stick" a "joke" thread in chitchat. why is any thread in chitchat so important to this site that it needs to be ALWAYS on top???