Coming to a theater near you: "WORLD WAR WTF" Tagline: "Two superpowers. Zero chill. Everybody loses." What the critics are saying: Siskel: "Xi plays it like a seasoned chess grandmaster—cool, calculated, smug as hell. Meanwhile, Trump storms in like a pro-wrestler who accidentally wandered into a Mensa meeting." Ebert: "Absolutely. This isn’t ‘China vs The World’ and ‘USA vs The World’—this is ‘Villain Origin Story’ vs ‘Florida Man Energy: Global Edition.’ The contrast is so sharp I nearly cut myself looking at it." Siskel: "One’s plotting trade routes like it’s Game of Thrones. The other looks two seconds away from powerbombing NATO through a folding table." Ebert: "Five stars for comedy. Zero stars for global stability."
“Even if the U.S. continues to impose higher tariffs, it will no longer make economic sense and will become a joke in the history of world economy,” the ministry said in a statement, according to a CNBC translation. every channel was laughting at cheetos this morning. in any case, the trade dispute is done for now. get your wallet ready to pay more
cheetos caves part 1, 2 day later Trump exempts phones, computers, chips from new tariffs https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/12/trump-exempts-phones-computers-chips-tariffs-apple-dell.html