Boca Rah Tan Floriduh! I am Pastafarian myself and have a haunted pasta maker that says I breaka u face.
I from the school of an infinite parallel universe. After you pass on from here, earth, you wake up in a parallel universe, and say what the "F" kind of a dream or nightmare was that?
I believe we only exist in a fiendishly complex simulation running on someone’s smart phone. The biggest threat to our existence is that they get bored studying us and decide to go and watch some vacuous “influencers” on social media instead. I have a feeling (don’t quite have any proof yet) that the only way to communicate with the person running the simulation is through the ET forum... so every post counts!