Chick Logic 101

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by aphexcoil, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. What she asks:

    "Do you like the blue dress or the red dress?"

    What you say:

    "You look great in the blue dress!"

    What she hears:

    "You don't look good in the red dress."

    What she asks:

    "Do you love me?"

    What you say:


    What she hears:


    What she asks:

    "Do I look I'm gaining weight?"

    What you say:

    "Hmmm ... its hard to tell."

    What she hears:

    "A lot."
  2. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Guy's Theory of Life

    If you can't eat it.
    And can't have sex with it.
    Piss on it.

    (Guy is interchangable with Dog)
    :D :D

    Men are easy.
    Women are complicated.
    :D :D
  3. Magna

    Magna Administrator

    A few of my favorites:

    Never ask a woman why she is angry at you.
    She'll either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you.
    Either way you lose.

    The more I understand women, the better my Harley looks.

    She who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.

    On women swearing:
    They know the words but not the music.
    --Mark Twain

    Love -- the delusion that one woman differs from another.
    --H. L. Mencken

    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    --Helen Rowland

    For some reason I confide to her those details of my life so she can use them against me later...
    --Robert X. Cringely

    Women just want men who'll share your hopes and dreams. If you don't, we'll bitch at you until you die.
    --Stephanie Hodge

    To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
    --Cary Grant
  4. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    That must be the pickup line of all time!:D :D

    Aphie, take note of that one! You might be able to get laid this weekend!:D
  5. Women are like markets - they're always right.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - they always want your money.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - the more you try to understand them, the more confused you'll be.

    Take them as they are. With or without logic.