Dude, you are freakin funny! That's the best laugh I had in awhile. Looks like the uniform a manager would wear at Burger King!
I don't get it. Chelsea Clinton is an intelligent and attractive young woman. She may not be destined to be a model, but does she need to be in order for some of you guys to take notice and be favorably impressed? Are you guys sure you know which sex you're opposite of?
Congrats on your wedding. And they say that traders are ugly social misfits with no chance of finding an attractive bride. You proved 'em wrong bro!