Charles Manson Denied Parole, Effectively Ending His Bid for Republican Nomination

Charles Manson Denied Parole, Effectively Ending His Bid for Republican Presidential Nomination
Clears Path for Romney

KINGS COUNTY, CA (The Borowitz Report) – Serial killer Charles Manson was denied parole yesterday, effectively ending his bid for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. With Mr. Manson no longer a contender, the path appears to be clear for former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney to become the party’s nominee.
Perhaps in recognition of this development, Mr. Romney unveiled a new campaign slogan today: “Sorry, But You Have No Other Choices Now.” As for the rest of the GOP field, former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum suspended his campaign this week, saying that he wanted “to spend more time with the voices in my head...”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/...s-bid-for-republican-presidential-nomination/

 

Thats messed up...everyone KNOWS Manson is a democrat because of his policies. For example.

Redistribution of wealth - The Hinman murder. Manson wanted Hinmans inheritance redistributed to him and his family members.

Pro-Abortion - The Tate murders. Sharon Tate was pregnant when she was murdered by the manson family.

He was a hippie - When was the last time you saw a republican hippie? Look at OWS...those were all Mansons people.

 

That Borowitz buffoon isn't very bright or funny is he.

No doubt some of our dim witted liberals will find it amusing. It doesn't take much to amuse them anyway.

 

Be glad he didn't get paroled and entered his name to be your President. . . . luke..